please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over
Or not being able to take your expired coupon.
or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy
Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker
#this was my greatest tragedy of harry potter you know#but neville oh neville#you knew from the start you did#your family wouldn’t have hid anything from you#you knew from the moment you could understand#that someone did something terrible to your parents#and you couldn’t do anything to fix them#and you couldn’t do anything to bring them back even when they were standing right in front of you#and i wonder how long it took you to know#maybe it was by yourself or your uncles and aunts told you#but i wonder how long it took for you to realize that your parents were titans#and they adored you#and they were proud of you and always would be#and that you were their son#and that you were just as much of a heroic figure to them#as they were to you (via tin-pan-ali)
Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”
T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”
The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’.
Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?
"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual
You start running they’ll never let you stop. You stand up, push back. Can’t say no forever, right?
The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.
It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood
The biggest, blackest cock